I tried going shoe shopping but what I found instead were shelves full of brightly colored stilts. “Am I expected to actually walk in these?” I said aloud to no one in particular. A sales girl smiled and said, “You know, some women can’t walk in flats.” I bit my tongue just in time to stop myself from saying in a perfect imitation of my grandmother, “Yes,you need to be very salereplicashoes while purchasing your items. child, but those women are whores.”

I’ve suffered through platforms, mules, clogs, wedges, and pointy-toed shoes which made no sense at all. My foot is not shaped like a triangle. It’s really more of a rhombus. Who knew that being born with all 10 toes, five on each foot, would be a fashion liability? And now it looks like I’m expected to stumble around on rulers. This is a far cry from the kitten heels my Mom only let me wear on special occasions. And even further from my little half inch, patent leather Mary Janes. Can I get a cute pair of shoes that don’t treat my feet like the enemy?

The American Podiatric Medical Association said women’s shoes today are “bio-mechanically and orthopedically unsound.” And that’s to say nothing of the resulting corns, bunions, and pinit is christianlouboutinoutlet00 that has been often referred to as the supe.ched nerves. Apparently pretty shoes and pretty feet do not exist in the same universe.These turquoisebeads are a complete collection of every model available. That’s probably why they’re called “leave ‘em on shoes.last year paneraireplicas were extremely popular, and have not faded much from the scene.” If you slip off those Hookers-at-the-Point-Pumps in a romantic moment, you could really ruin the mood with your shoe-deformed feet.

Don’t get me wrong I’m all about the cuteness, but where do we draw the line? Back in 1800′s women in Austria wore seven-inch heels as a status symbol. If you couldn’t walk then you couldn’t work.We offer bellrosswatches,landscape oil painting. I should say not. If I wore heels that high I wouldn’t move either. You’d have to wheel me around like Hannibal Lecter.